OY GAY! With great naches we proudly invite you to join us on Saturday May 27h at BUTTMITZVAH: THIRD TIME SCHMUCKY. MAZEL TOV!
BUTTMITZVAH is no ordinary clubnight. It's a queer Jewish extravaganza and the ultimate cumming of age party, combining live music, comedy, theatre, drag, and chocolate fountains for a fishball flavoured take on the ancient ritual. It's also the most significant event in the Jewish community since Antony Costa from Blue saw his debut solo single 'Do You Ever Think Of Me' peak at Number 19 in the UK Charts, February 2006.
But while guests at the last party had the funnest night of their lives, the Buttmitzvah girl Becky Rimmer was distinctly unimpressed. According to a close source, she wasn't given enough "high value gifts", the "chocolate fountain wasn't even big" and "Rachel Stevens didn't fucking show up". So now Buttmitzvah is back, and you lot better make a real effort this time - or Becky's "gonna literally rip your fugly head off mum".
We've got three floors of entertainment including spectacular performances from BECKY RIMMER and family (broigus permitting), drag kings and queens, FIDDLER ON THE POOF, the Buttmitzvah Dance Crew, comedian Candy Gigi, special live performances from FRANK SINATRA and BETTE MIDLER. And that's not all. Our team of professional matchmakers THE YENTAS will make your romantic dreams come true with their very modern take on the art of Jewish matchmaking. You might even meet The One. And our resident Rabbis will sooth your spiritual woes with advice straight from the Torah.
Everyone is welcome at Buttmitzvah: Jews & Gentiles, Goys & Gays, Chosen Ones & Unchosen Ones, girls & boys and all those smart enough to have transcended gender. This is an all inclusive nudnik-free celebration for anyone who's been to a Bar or Bat Mitzvah - and anyone who's never been but always wondered what they're like.
Dresscode: Black Tie
Address: Bethnal Green Working Men's Club