Naked Boys Reading Brunch: Dry
@ Ace Hotel, 100 Room, 100 Shoreditch High Street, London E1 6JQ
7 January 2018 | 12pm-3pm
£35
A new year offers us an opportunity to reflect on weekends spent hold up under our duvet, moments from death, youporn fired up, and a half eaten pizza cuddled between our thighs.
CUM GET DRY WITH US!
NBR will lubricate your best-laid plans of a healthy 2018 with literary libations, a three course meal, and bevy of naked men. Your afternoon will be filled with stories of excess, temperance, and whatever those people are called who can have just one drink/line/brownie.
Getting your physical and mental health in order starts by drying out babes. Let’s read.
FREE COCKTAIL WITH ENTRY!
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HEALTHY AS HELL MENU
Starter
Sweet Potato Soup
Packed with skin enhancing Vitamin A and C, with a low GI this soup is a comfort your over-used body-holes
Main
Salmon with Kale and baked Celeriac
Rich in the powerful anti-inflammatory Omega 3, high in protein and low in carbohydrates, this is the perfect way to feed your dirty soul
Dessert
Coconut and banana 'ice cream'
All of the creaminess, none of the dairy, plenty of health boosting minerals and no refined sugar (no it's not cum)