A party for macho sluts and their 100 boyfriends, girlfriends and significant fuckers!
Testo Hunkie is a social event for the boys and their pals. Whether you’re questioning, pre-T or passing come down from 7pm for a pie and a chat! It's a place where you can meet people, exchange tips, ask questions and celebrate.
Put your new gym routine to the test with our arm wrestling competition hosted by the gorgeous Lori Mae!
Best Look ‘Straps&Strings' Edition: pull on your thick strap or sling on a slinky string or two. We're talking thigh harness, jockstrap, whale tail or a simple shoe lace. The competition is open to all gender expressions - we just wanna be wowed!
From 10pm we’ll have DJ’s to get you up and dancing to heavy bangers and smooth grooves.
Join Us For round 2 on 4th feb!
Pies and gossip: 7pm-10pm
Arm wrestling: 8:30pm
DJ's: 10pm-1am
Best Straps and Strings: 10pm
Chill out space upstairs: 9pm-1am
How to find us:
Matchstick Piehouse
213-214 Edward Pl
London
SE8 5HD
Matchstick Piehouse is down a row of railway arches.
The closest stations are New Cross (overground and national rail) and Deptford (national rail).
We have an access fund for anyone who needs to get a taxi from the station/ nearby.
Please message us on instagram or email us and we'll send you ££.
COVID’s still a thing.
Please keep on testing and stay home if you feel unwell. A sniffle isn't cute on anyone.
Testo Hunkie is an 18+ event.
No tiny cameras and your face on the big screen, but we might have to check your ID for licensing reasons.
Testo Hunkie is an inclusive, LGBTQ+ event.
We’re here for the celebration of all bodies and gender expressions! No excuses here. Acceptance is the bare minimum, babe.
Matchstick Piehouse is wheelchair accessible across the ground floor.
There is an accessible toilet situated next to the bar.
There are plenty of chairs around including sofas and hard backed seats.
The chill out space and balcony is up a set of stairs.
Lighting is low in the bar area, music will be loud and lights will be bright and flickering.
Matchstick Piehouse has a resident cat, if you have allergies please let us know.
Dogs are welcome for the social from 7pm-10pm.
Testo Hunkie is the dream of two trans fags. We’re doing it DIY and raising some money for trans* joy whilst we’re at it.
We’ll be raising money for gender-affirming fundraisers through ticket sales and merch.
Money will be distributed to anyone who makes a request.
Email us a link to your fundraising page to testohunkie@gmail.com and we’ll donate a split of the money raised!