BIRD GUARDS TICKET 9.20 pm
BIRD
SATURDAY 13th September 2025
GAY FOR THE STAY. “ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH”
CELL BLOCK HP
There's a new type of interrogation for Prisoners, and we think you'll like this new approach.
LOCATION
UNION CLUB BACKDOOR
(Back Entrance) 66 Goding St,
Vauxhall, London SW11 5AW
Categories of prisoners
Cat D Trusties (White) 8 45 pm
Cat C (Orange) 900 pm
Screws Waldens 9 20 pm
Ever wondered what goes on behind bars? Huge, pumped up, horse cocked Screws (Guards) make body builder pussy boy Cat C (Orange) inmates bend over and get their holes destroyed. Cock sucking, ass-eating, double penetration… these sluts will get everything they deserve and more From the showers to the warden's office, no place is safe!
As a new resident, you will learn that life behind bars may be more challenging than ever imagined. Are you tough enough to handle Bird, the corruption that bursts behind the walls of the cells? Are you just Gay for Stay? Your fellow Inmates Cat D Trusties (White) will make you toe the line -- or pay the price. You're stripped naked from your orange prison jumpsuit, hooded and cuffed.
In prison, Cat C (Orange) hard men scratch their itches by being dominated by these shy boys who will never say no. As hot but overbearing Screws (Guards) who will take everything and anything they want, including his cellmate Cat D Trusties (White), who will prepare the Cat D Hooded Prisoners for use
Our Cat D Trusties (White) can and will get used. This role allows you to watch the bored, horny, and locked-up criminals in their orange jumpsuits. See what these sex-deprived guys do to pass the time? Getting fucked, wrecked, and loaded by every Screw (Guard) in the maximum security cell block.
IIf you've been chosen and invited by the Screw (Guard), you can join and even clean up the Cat C (Orange) Prisoner. Your whits Prison jumpsuit can be removed or just torn off your back. And the Screw (Guard) may decide to watch you as he tells you what he wants to see and do to your fellow Cat C (Orange) prisoners.
At each party, we get a selection of fit, sexy, and handsome gay and bi guys from London and beyond, looking to have sex with similar guys in a drug and attitude-free environment.
Each participant must make themselves fully aware of the Prison rules and decide in advance whether they want to participate as a Cat D Trustee (White prison jumpsuit) or Cat C (Orange prison jumpsuit Hooded Red or Black cuffed), or Screws Guards in Boots Jocks and Jeans or full prison screw guards uniform.
Cat C (Orange prison jumpsuits) and the Trustee (White prison jumpsuit) must arrive at least 20 minutes before the Screws (Guards) at night. Cat C (Orange prison jumpsuits are naked underneath. Their hands are bound, and Trustee (White prison jumpsuit) covers their heads. In either red or black hoods, they are then taken to the warden's cell and presented to the Screws (Guards), who thoroughly inspect the prisoners at their leisure. When a Screw (Guard) decides which prisoners he wants, he will lead them away and use them as he wishes. When a Screw (Guard) finishes with his prisoner, he hands Cat C (Orange prison jumpsuits) back to Cat D Trusties (White) to prepare the prisoners once more to be available for the next Screw (Guard) in the warden's room.
IF Trustee (White prison jumpsuit) asks nicely to the Screws (Guards), well enough, he might be able to take Cat C (Orange prison jumpsuits) himself with the Screws (Guards) watching, of course!
We understand that many people are now taking PrEP. Free condoms and lube are available for use. We have now added the Red and Black Hoods, so you decide before the event; it will therefore be the responsibility of both the Screw (Guard) and the Cat C (Orange prison jumpsuits) to discuss methods of safer sex before any sexual activity. and Listen to your scream, Unless it the safe word. then you be sent back to you Cell
Cat D Trusties (White)
845 pm – 9 00 pm
The Stable Lads are there to ensure the safety of the Meres at all times.
BOOTS or TRAINERS (We Provide White Jumpsuits)
Cat C (Orange)
9 pm – 9 15 pm
RED or BLACK HOOD (We Provide ORANGE Jumpsuits) TRAINERS and a Harness if you wish
GUARDS (Screws Waldens)
9 20 pm 9 45 pm
IT'S UP TO YOU TO UNIFORM LEATHERS, JOCK, HARNESSES, AND SHORTS. We will give you security vestIt's your party, just something sexy! Arrive between 9 20 pm 9 45 pm (do not arrive before 9 20 pm as you mustn’t meet the Cat C Prisoners before the event)
You arrive at the prison.
You will address the Governor as Sir and all officers as you wish
The inmates will address you as Sir or Screw.
You will be asked to wait for refreshments in the officer's mess Bar area.
You will be given a bag for clothes, a wristband, and a Security vest to be identifiable to the other inmates and colleagues.
Governors Talk As you will give instructions.
Red Hoods (PrEP) Black Hood (you must always wear a fresh condom) are provided free at each cell.
You will give the safe word, which you must always listen for. If you hear this, you must attract the attention of the Trustee (White) to help the ORANGE CAT D prisoner.
When entering the main wing, you must align the walls and wait for the presentation of the Prisoners.
The ORANGE CAT D Prisoners will be bought into the main wing, where they will strip or ask to be stripped in front of you - you are then free to take the ORANGE CAT D prisoner into a cell.
Please allow them to put their shoes back on
We have hired UNION for a lock-in (PRIVATE PARTY). The venue has agreed that we can control what happens in the club at night; everyone can invite guests. If they are arriving in a role different from yourself, they must go to the entrance at times requested.
THE PRISON GOVERNOR
Jamie HP
Please note: Due to licensing changes, photographic ID will now be required for entry to nightclubs in Lambeth. 🎟️🆔