💥COO-EEE!! Cavalry calling!! To celebrate the launch of the Woke Brigade, the UK’s most Anti-Drag Drag collective, we’re bringing you a 14 hour party at Dalston Superstore. Yes, you read that right: FOURTEEN HOURS OF STINKING HOT NONSENSE 💥

We start with a Fabulously Woke Brunch hosted by Commanders-In-Chief Vanilla Parker Balls and The Doll Named Dan from 12:00 until 17:00. Then, from 18:00 until 20:00, you’ll be treated to a Cabaret Spectacular, featuring some top tier agenda-pushing performances from Don One, Donna the First, Dairy King, Die Lemma and Barbs. Finally, to seal the indoctrination deal, we’ll be partying the night away from 09:00-02:30 at our Brigadier Conference Party!

With all this silly entertainment, you’re sure to get your fill of lefty woke nonsense! Commanders-in-Chief Vanilla Parker Balls and The Doll Named Dan, and all of your favourite Woke Brigadiers will be there to forcibly… *ahem* we mean… peacefully integrate their Woke Agenda on you all.

The Doll Named Dan

Vanilla Parker Balls

Donna The First

Barbs

Don One

Dairy King

Die Lemma

Murphys Law

Paris Tuboleyn

Lala Dangereuse