💥COO-EEE!! Cavalry calling!! To celebrate the launch of the Woke Brigade, the UK’s most Anti-Drag Drag collective, we’re bringing you a 14 hour party at Dalston Superstore. Yes, you read that right: FOURTEEN HOURS OF STINKING HOT NONSENSE 💥
We start with a Fabulously Woke Brunch hosted by Commanders-In-Chief Vanilla Parker Balls and The Doll Named Dan from 12:00 until 17:00. Then, from 18:00 until 20:00, you’ll be treated to a Cabaret Spectacular, featuring some top tier agenda-pushing performances from Don One, Donna the First, Dairy King, Die Lemma and Barbs. Finally, to seal the indoctrination deal, we’ll be partying the night away from 09:00-02:30 at our Brigadier Conference Party!
With all this silly entertainment, you’re sure to get your fill of lefty woke nonsense! Commanders-in-Chief Vanilla Parker Balls and The Doll Named Dan, and all of your favourite Woke Brigadiers will be there to forcibly… *ahem* we mean… peacefully integrate their Woke Agenda on you all.