Get ready to commit arson with a vaginal candle and sue for a dollar, cos Haute Mess is back with our most criminal party yet: Grand Theft Paltrow! We’ll be loosing half a day of skiing at Dalston Superstore on Friday 28th April with some of the most hit-and-run performers and DJs in East London.
Kicking off upstairs is the incomparably legit The Doll Named Gwyneth Paltrow, followed by international pop superstar Areola Grande Latte and dank demon Pig Ignorant >:) Downstairs Asmodessa, Cocobutta 2.0 and FX1 will be taking you to the darker side of Planet Goop >:)
Keep your eyes out for sexy, consciously uncoupled gogos, causing havoc and robbing your valuables all night long: Donna The First, Paris Eatemall, Lust, Frigid Sinbin and La La Dangereuse xoxo
Pre-sale Tickets are valid until 11pm.