KINGS OF CLUBS - 6TH BIRTHDAY SEPTEMBER 13TH
Hello all you King lovers… I hope you haven’t missed us too much while we have been on our summer break.
We are coming back with a BOOM for our 6th birthday on September 13th. Party maker King Frankie Sinatra had been on the hunt all summer for some of the brightest stars in this Universe.
And here they are…
What does a six year old want at their party? Yes… CLOWNS.
Roll up roll up….
Crusty is a gender-bending, nasty little b**** with a voice of gold and a head of bald. Crusty strives to bring equal parts stupidity and commentary to their work. Actor, singer, idiot - Crust is a must.
Sean the Cheap (they/them) is the child of a trash bag and an empty bottle of oat milk. Hopping from one bin to another in their clownmobile, they sometimes stop to perform chaotic contents for a delighted yet slightly fearful and definitely scarred audience. The eternal question of whether the chicken or the egg came first is at the centre of their practice.
Headlining will be fresh from their magical one king show, ‘An accumulation of thoughts , things and circumstances', at the Soho Theatre our long time resident the delightfully playful Richard Melanin the Third.
Add one measure of Oedipussi Rex: Loud, chaotic and wildly inconsistent. The beardiest of drag barbarians and all around hot mess, this hairy beast has been pillaging his way internationally across the land for longer that he is able to count, leaving piles of eco glitter, wool and the echoes of hardcore kazoo solos in his wake. Just don’t ask him too much about his Mum.
Epic or tragic? You decide!
And two open mics… the first ever stage appearance of baby French drag king - Full Time Purpose who , in their own words… is a young stud athlete who likes to show off his physical strength. lifting weights , climbing and doing push ups solely to impress people. He is cocky, funny, likes to act tough and is sexually active .
And one of the graduates from our College for Kings, the hilarious Silver Tongue. The pensioner who had an affair with Cardi B when she was still just Belcalis Marlenes Almnzar Cephus. What will they bring to the party?
Top it all off with a huge helping of talent from Al Dente . Who like his name, is not too soft, not too hard, still a good mouthful. He’s been playing piano since he could twirl spaghetti round a fork. He recently entered the drag world when King Frankie Sinatra noticed his exquisite fingering. Not since Nan and Kitty have two kings worked together so harmoniously.
Stage managed by Kallum Kiraly tech by Mynxie.
Tunage by the infamous Stav B
And of course there will be lots of vegan and gluten free cake, a chance to have a sing a long plus a few surprises.
What is not to love- early bird tx have flown.
Doors at 7pm, show from 8pm.
Advance tickets are £10 each, or limited concession £8 for those on benefits or students, or very limited £7 early bird tickets (all plus booking fees)
Tickets available on the door from opening time
PLEASE READ: This is a mixed standing/seated event, seating is first come, first served, we cannot issue any refunds in the 48 hours before the event
If you have any access requirements or questions regarding access requirements please email dave@vauxhalltavern.com
Don't forget you can watch the film Rebel Dykes on Amazon Prime