A party for macho sluts and their 100 boyfriends, girlfriends and significant fuckers!
Testo Hunkie is a social event for the boys and their pals. Whether you’re a trans twink, butch bruiser or a wee guy come down from 7pm for a pie and a chat!
Our ever popular arm wrestling competition returns, with a lil difference. This time round we’re limiting numbers to 16 competitors. DM us on insta if you want to be a champ!
We’ll be celebrating everything punderful and dykonic with our fashion moment. It’s time to make a statement with your best slogan tee or show up head to toe logo! STOP BEING POOR! and give us some rich bitch attitude.
See you on the dance floor from 10pm! We’ll have sets from The Creeps and Karlie Marx to get you up and dancing until our very reasonable 1am curfew.
Join Us For Another Hunksome time!
Pies and gossip: 7pm-10pm
Arm wrestling: 9pm
Best dressed: 10pm
DJ’s: 11pm-1am
Chill out space upstairs: 9pm-1am
How to find us:
Matchstick Piehouse
213-214 Edward Pl
London
SE8 5HD
Matchstick Piehouse is down a row of railway arches. The closest stations are New Cross (overground and national rail) and Deptford (national rail).
We have an access fund for anyone who needs to get a taxi from the station/ nearby.

COVID’s still a thing.
Please test and stay home if you feel unwell.
Testo Hunkie is an 18+ event.
We might have to check your ID.
Testo Hunkie is an inclusive, LGBTQ+ event.
We’re here for the celebration of all bodies and gender expressions! No excuses - acceptance is the bare minimum, babe.
Matchstick Piehouse is wheelchair accessible across the ground floor.
There is an accessible toilet situated next to the bar.
There are plenty of chairs around including sofas and hard backed seats.
The chill out space and balcony is up a set of stairs.
Lighting is low in the bar area, music will be loud and lights will be bright and flickering.
Matchstick Piehouse has a resident cat, if you have allergies please let us know.
Dogs are welcome for the social from 7pm-10pm.
Testo Hunkie is the dream of two trans fags. We’re doing it DIY and raising some money for trans* joy whilst we’re at it.
We’ll be raising money for gender-affirming fundraisers through ticket sales and donations.
Money will be distributed to anyone who makes a request.
Email us a link to your fundraising page to testohunkie@gmail.com and we’ll donate a split of the money raised!