Beard and The Queen present: Calamity Cabaret - Cringemass
ππ₯The unpredictable, silly, serious and queer cabaret for everyoneπ₯π₯
The question: Can a cosy cabaret show expose Santa Clause for the evil capitalist he is?
Will you support the worker elves and their Marxist rebellion?
Can Beard and The Queen defeat evil with the power of strip-drancing?? So many questions! Join us to get your dose of hyper silly queer entertainment with salty caramel grains of truth.
GENUINE NOTE: We ran out of space / chairs in October, book your ticket now to get a chair. The Show starts at 9pm, please be seated by then.
π³οΈβππ Be free. Our cabaret is inclusive, and certainly unlike the last show you saw.
ππ₯ Stay for drinks. Be part of the scene and stay for a chat.
Who are Beard and The Queen
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Beard & The Queen are your friendly hosts Alex Ratman and Dark Sugar - on our path to weaving a weird and wonderful, out-of-the-box narrative, spiced up with anything but the traditional. We bring the theater to the club. We find the cringe in the normal and extract the sexy from the bizarre.
Featuring special guest: BLANK (Drag Clown/Mime)
A drag clown whose sole communication depends on mime. They scour the world in search of meaning and truth. Their performance style is very high energy and interactive, but subversive at the same time.
BARBARA FERNANDEZ
Tour de force comedian and singer, Barbara is such a blast to see perform. She blew us away last month so we're putting her back on the line-up by popular demand.
Stephen Cattling
Keep it fringe winner 2023 , Stephen catling is a fast-rising star of the UK comedy circuit gigging since 2017 this comic is known for his high-energy clowning and absurdisms style as well as for his inventiveness and originality of stage , Stephen is considered once seen , never forgotten.
"Very unique act in a strange but absolutely hilarious way had audience howling. " The Stand
What does the audience say?
Credit to Dan Candler for these awesome audience photos.
Audience quotes from post-show interviews:
It was fucking awesome! Thanks for an unforgettable night. I don't know how to describe tonight to my friends π - Kirsty
It was queer in the perfect sense, both gay and wonderfully unique. I loved it.. - Xander
10 out of 10 stars! - Ally
Your visit
- The Hoxton Cabin is a short walk from Hoxton Overground, and bus services 149, 242, 243, 394.
- The performance space is downstairs in a beautiful basement and is not wheelchair accessible.
- The Show starts at 9pm, please be seated by then.
- The show will include a half time break.
For any needs, talk to Alex and Sugar on beardandthequeen@gmail.com or @beardandthequeen on Instagram.
Get your ticket now before they sell out!
We have an awesome supportive scene and we're very grateful π₯ Sometimes that means people miss out on tickets because we can only seat 35 people. Don't be disappointed by missing out, get you ticket now babe x