It's Xmas. She's the Virgin Mary. It's a 'relationship status: COMPLICATED AF' situation. She's sick of being the docile Virgin plugged up with the Christ child in a damp manger. This year, she's had enough and she's out to #SleighWithChrist! Join Virgin Xtravaganzah for a night of Christmas carols like you have never heard them before, celestial monologues and heavenly spoken word, and inevitably a festive emotional breakdown- as would only be befitting for the Virgin Mother at this totes emosh time of year for her. #MARYXmas!