Get in loser. You’re going on a package hell-oday.
A trip to the terror timezone.
A stratocumulus space cruise.
Everyone wants a get-away, don’t they?
The best part about this one? You’re never going home.
The Easy Ryan High Club Experience’ is an experiment in aviation, bimbofication and existentialism, executed by a stratospherically horny cabin crew. It might be a bit like Eurovision. If all the acts took ten too many melatonin. It might blow your deep vein thrombosis socks off. If it does, Easy Ryan (TM) will not be held accountable for the consequences.
15th July 7:30 @The Divine (33 Stoke Newington Rd, London N16 8BJ)
£8 tickets
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