Can't make it to Madrid? Come to our version of it in this basement club in Dalston instead. There'll be nudity, giant strawberries, mysterious birds, plentiful music, foreshadows of the future, tranquility, funk and RnB, hedonism, one song by Siouxsie and the Banshees, £50 cash to be won for looking like something from the painting, lots of those really nice shiny red apples, and an exciting atmospheric entropy.