Oh #Gawd it's another "Good" Friday! What is so good about your son being sceward on a toothpick in the name of salvation?! NONE I SAY! The Virgin Mary has had enough of "Good" Friday, and Easter. She's tired of seeing her son get murdered and then return as a celestial zombie. It's very triggering. So she's throwing a party in celebration of- HERSELF! Join Virgin Xtravaganzah for another one of her spiriual apparitions at The Glory for an evening of song, comedy, spiritual awakenings, and a healthy dose of pure verbal filth. So sayeth our lord and saviour.... The Virgin MARY! #StrutWithChrist #NoMoreZombieSons #ThankUHex