A LIMITED NUMBER OF TICKETS WILL BE AVAILABLE ON THE DOOR
CHOO CHOOOO, BITCH. 🚂 Did somebody say TRANSport for London? No? Well we're saying it and we want to give your money to TRANS LEGAL CLINIC.
Don’t be an ungrateful hoe ❌ and cum to The Old Nun’s Head ✝️ after Trans Pride 🏳️⚧️ for the GAYTORADE two-room takeover. It’s gonna be so f*cking dumb and there’s gonna heaps of FLINTA* fitties ther, we promise 👍. TRAINS RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS? 🏳️⚧️
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We love all TRANSport and we wanna show our appreciation: trains, buses, haulage vehicles, ferries, the whole spectrum of TRANSport is beautiful. Even planes and personal automobiles (but less so cos like the environment yk 💚).
Hitch your wagon of dykes to your 16-wheeler 🚛, grease the wheels on your scooter 🛴, shovel some coal 🖤 into Thomas the Tanked Enby’s ass 🥵... Did that escalate too quickly? Why am I turned on 💦? Stop looking at me like that, I’m just a girl.
Whatever, use your favoured form of transport and get yourt sexxxi ass 🍑 South East, cos we wanna see your ass 🍑 we love your ass 🍑
- 2
Rooms Carriages 💄 - 5
DJs Drivers 🤹♂️ - 2
GoGos Conductors 🧩 - Many hot
queers passengers ⏰ - Much
snogging wifi? 🪑