It’s time to reclaim the workplace on September 6th. Introducing: Not Safe For Work.
Whether you’re a remote rough trader, a work from home cutie or a true office slag, Slagland is bringing you the sexiest workplace in slag history.
Think incoming trade 
, breaking a sweat 
and building up a fever on the dancefloor 
, prepping your tools for action 
, cementing friendships and situationships 
, whether you’re serving brick 
or fish 
.
Slagland is here to construct the perfect work/life balance 
Think 5th Harmony Work From Home, Britney’s Toxic & Womanizer, American Psycho and Benny Benassi’s Satisfaction to name a few.
This isn’t your regular safe for work, admin friendly role. Slagland is here to crash the system, tear down the office politics and break those HR rules! We’ll have our usual slaggy activities planned, with cunty crafts plenty of silly fun, plus a banging lineup to keep you hot all night long. Watercooler gossip and workplace romances are more than welcome xo
Dress code: Whatever workwear means to you. From high-vis to officewear. From saucy chefs to sxxy teachers! The butchers, bakers, the home & the family makers too. Think workwear, Big boots, think whatever career speaks to you in the slaggiest way. Think sexy, trashy, silly and creative, whether it’s working indoors, from home or the great outdoors, just make it fun & sxxxy. Remember no effort, no entry, Slaggy is essential as ever. See our lookbook for inspo 
Accessibility: This is a loft space. The main dance-floor and toilets are accessible with a lift, but there are steps up to the chillout area. The smoking area is down the lift with a further three steps down to ground level.
Welfare: We are working with Safe Only Ltd to provide safeguarding on the night, and all toilets are gender-neutral.
We do our best to make Slagland as safe a space as possible. If any slag in attendance experiences anything that makes them feel in any way strange or uncomfortable, please please please come and speak to us. Nothing is too small to talk about, and there will never, ever be any judgement. The Slagland team will all be wearing pink armbands, and Safe Only will be wearing high vis.
Please note a ticket doesn’t guarantee entry and we will have slags on the door to ensure everyone attending is here for the queer ethos of Slagland.
Str8 cis men take note: this is not ur space to pick up slags. We will not tolerate any creepiness from anyone in attendance.
FAQs:
What does it mean to be a slag?
It’s freeing, liberating and hilarious. You don’t need to have lots of sex. It’s about what’s in your heart.
Who can come?
We’re a FLINTA-first queer party but all slags are welcome. Think about why you’re coming and be conscious of the space you’re in.
What’s the tunes?
Queer electronic slagthems!
Techno, garage, DnB, classic queer bangers... An eclectic hot mix to get you whores on the dance floor.
Is it a play party?
We aren’t a play/ sex party - but expect playfulness and sexiness!! We’re here to boogie and get hot. What happens after is ur business, boo.
When's last entry?
02:00 bby - so we can all boog too!
What if I can't afford a ticket?
Times r hard. We have a number of tickets set aside for low-income Slags. DM us to find out more.