Pride season’s ridin’ off into the sunset—but don’t hang up your spurs just yet. Get ready to saddle up for one last wild ride before fall.
It’s time to hit Testo Hunkie, where shirts are optional, egos are inflated, and being obnoxiously hot isn’t just allowed—it’s practically the dress code.
Mother Lori Mae is foaming at the mouth thinkin’ about all that rich, ripe stallion testosterone in the air. So brace yourself for a night of raw power, sweaty community, and truly unhinged fun.
Join us for Testo Hunkie: Save a Horse, Ride a T-Boy—a final hoedown where we celebrate trans masculinities, resilience, and—yep, you guessed it—ARM WRESTLING!
Whether you’re a seasoned champ or just here to flirt, flex, and vibe, this party’s for trans masc folks and all the gorgeous allies who ride with us.
See y’all on the dancefloor from 10pm ‘til our very reasonable (but still slightly heartbreaking) 1am curfew. We’ve got sets from the most beloved boot-stompin’ diva —the inimitable HARIETTA—to keep your hips swingin’ and your heart gallopin’.
So pull on your boots, oil up your biceps, and let’s ride this summer out in style. 💥🐎🌈
Join Us For Another Hunksome time!
Pies and gossip: 8pm-10pm
Arm wrestling: 9pm
DJ’s: 11pm-1am
How to find us:
ThePiehouse
213-214 Edward Pl
London
SE8 5HD
The Piehouse is down a row of railway arches. The closest stations are New Cross (overground and national rail) and Deptford dlr station.
COVID’s still a thing.
Please test and stay home if you feel unwell.
Testo Hunkie is an 18+ event.
We might have to check your ID.
Testo Hunkie is an inclusive, LGBTQ+ event.
We’re here for the celebration of all bodies and gender expressions! No excuses - acceptance is the bare minimum, babe.
The Piehouse is wheelchair accessible across the ground floor.
There is an accessible toilet situated next to the bar.
There are plenty of chairs around including sofas and hard backed seats.
The chill out space and balcony is up a set of stairs.
Lighting is low in the bar area, music will be loud and lights will be bright and flickering.
Dogs are welcome !!!
If ticket price is a barrier for you, please DM us , no one will be turned away for luck of funds!
Testo Hunkie is the dream of a bunch of SE's queers, we’re doing it DIY and raising some money for trans* joy whilst we’re at it.