Kabaret? A Kabaret for Monsieur? O' No! Herr Punk You Haff Been Very Nachtie, Yess, Perhapz Un Kleinne Dance Number Is In Order?
Whats a Kabaret to you? Whats a Kabaret to me, to a man like me?
Whats a Kabaret between friends? Is it sexy, is it funny? Is it gay?
(Im sorry, Im really going through it right now. Are these jokes funny to you? I hope so.)
Yes, thats right you fucking ingrate. You Buffoon. You witless half-man. We're running a Kabaret, but kind of Punk. What does this mean? It'll be our most unintelligible one yet. There will be performances, Goths for sure, a DJ packing an unlicensed firearm, and an absolutely stacked line up. I can personally guarantee no two bands on this line up are similar and if I am wrong then so help me God I will eat my body weight in soil and perish. There will be stalls so you can buy things. We will sell you shirts.
I think Ive arranged to have a fight put on? So expect Violence. First band at 5. No One Turned Away For Lack Of Funds
(Please laugh, or at least buy a ticket. Im at my wits end.)
Also its a fundraiser. The money goes to DIY HRT Needle Exchanges, Showers for Squats, Queer Community Self Defence, etc. We will fund paramilitaries and militant wings on a a case by case basis so please feel free to reach out.
Who is Playing?
Milk Maiden
Most Crevice
Operotica
Velvet Dead
Leftovers
Doll Coven
Frogs and the Belligerence
Craic Killers
Brick
MG Dysfunction
(Sometimes I worry I'm like my mother, or I've modelled myself after my unfairly idolised father to avoid being like my mother. Sometimes Im worried Im totally unmoored, generationally adrift with no Freudian schema for self-improvement I can recognise. Do I my overvalue of self-improvement? I fear this self-defeating scrutiny ultimately inhibits my chances of happiness through personal relationships.)
Who isnt playing? Roll of shame:
Black Flag
Dave Matthews Band
Cuckold Cam and the Gentle Men.
Iron Maiden, apparently very different to Milk Maiden.
Blink-182
(No matter how hard I try, You keep pushing me aside, And I can't break through, There's no talking to you
It's so sad that you're leaving, It takes time to believe it, But after all is said and done, You're gonna be the lonely one, oh
Do you believe in life after love?, I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no, Do you believe in life after love?, I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no
What am I supposed to do?, Sit around and wait for you?, Well, I can't do that, And there's no turning back, I need time to move on, I need a love to feel strong, 'Cause I've had time to think it through, And maybe I'm too good for you, oh
Do you believe in life after love?, I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no, Do you believe in life after love?, I can feel something inside me say, I really don't think you're strong enough, no.)
(Would Show Me Love - Robin S been better? Funnier?)