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Scene 1. The Treehouse of Horror. Bart Simpson is trying on girl clothes
BART (to mirror) : You look like a cow man.
MILLHOUSE: I don't like that you're making me watch this.
BART: I have a chekovs gun.
You should probably not be sober for this one unless you want to be, which fair, me too. I'll be selling acid printed on old simpsons comics under the bridge by the canal. They're not tabs. You have to eat the whole comic to get high and the whole time I'll be telling you how my dad used to buy me these when I was a kid and how weirdly stabilising it was after the divorce. I never got past the first Bart Simpson section of Simpson Hit and Run. Is this skramz?
Gurt - 100% Premium British sludge #sludge #doom #metal #livemusic #cats (seriously this is their bio. class. phwoar)
Druidess - lommi Worship / Heavy Psych from Newcastle upon Tyne (frankly the other Druidess are yellow bellied cowards with brittle bird bones who couldn't go 3 rounds with me in a Mr Wimpy parking lot)
Mountain Peaks - 3 piece screamo/post-hardcore Norfolk based. (I've never heard more autumnal music. They're like if Over The Garden Wall Elijah Wood drowned in pumpkin soup.
On purpose.)
Closed Hands - Screamosh progenitors. (AAAAAAAAAHHHHH)
MONEY GOES TOWARDS DIY HRT TRANS HARM REDUCTION AND SIMILAR PROJECTS
That means if you dont come you're all a bunch of poofs but in a bad way, which we can say because we are a bunch of poofs but in a good way. Is this what 2010s tumblr discourse looked like? Let me try again. I reckon unicorn hunters should be shot unless they want to fuck me in specific, in which case Victoria Cross I reckon. Anyway.
It's the sadweed one man. Don't have a cow.