Testo Hunkie: Valentine’s Party 💘
Love is in the air—and it’s thick, musky, and absolutely uncontainable.
For one night, we’re letting go of restraint and leaning fully into desire, devotion, and beautifully unhinged joy. Before the world tries to sell us love as something tidy and marketable, we’re gathering to celebrate it as it really is: messy, sweaty, collective and fun!
Whether you’re partnered, single, situationship’d, sworn off romance, or just deeply horny —this one’s for you.
Welcome to Testo Hunkie: Valentine’s Party — where we reject respectability, indulge in pleasure, and remember that community is the only love that never ghosts.
Mother Lori Mae is already blushing, salivating, and vibrating at the thought of all that thick, amorous testosterone fogging up the room.
Brace yourself for a night of raw power, sweaty intimacy, and full-bodied Valentine’s chaos.
Join us for Testo Hunkie: Valentine’s Party—a love-soaked blowout celebrating trans masculinities, devotion to self and each other, and—of course—ARM WRESTLING FOR AFFECTION , couple matches strongly suggested! 😈🥵
Whether you’re here to flirt, fall in love, kiss your friends, or lock eyes across the room with someone who changes your life for exactly three songs—this night is for trans masc folks and all the gorgeous allies who love us loudly.
This time we have some special free tickets for our Dolls, come catch the man of your dreams!
Find us on the dancefloor from 10pm until our heartbreakingly reasonable 1am curfew.
Soundtracked by the one and only HARIETTA.
So oil your biceps, write your crush’s name on your skin, and let’s make this Valentine’s one for the group chat. 💥💌🌈
💘 Join Us For Another Hunksome Time!
🥧 Pies and gossip: 8pm–10pm
💪 Arm wrestling : 9:30pm
🎧 DJ sets: 11pm–1am
📍 How to find us:
The Piehouse
213–214 Edward Pl
London
SE8 5HD
The Piehouse is down a row of railway arches.
Closest stations: New Cross (Overground & National Rail) and Deptford DLR Station.
😷 Health Notice:
COVID’s still a thing. Please test and stay home if you feel unwell.
🔞 Access & Inclusivity:
Testo Hunkie is an 18+ LGBTQ+ event.
We celebrate all bodies, all gender expressions, and all ways of loving.
No excuses—acceptance is the bare minimum, babe.
🦽 Wheelchair accessible (ground floor)
🚻 Accessible toilet next to the bar
🪑 Plenty of seating—sofas, hard-backed chairs, and ample chill-out spots (upstairs via stairs)
✨ Low lighting, loud music, bright and flickering lights
🐶 Dogs are welcome!!!
💸 If ticket price is a barrier, please DM us—no one will be turned away for lack of funds.
Testo Hunkie is the dream of a bunch of SE London queers—doing it DIY, spreading love, and raising a bit of money for trans joy* while we’re at it 💖