A VERY CMAT BONANZA

The Boogaloo Pub
312 Archway Road, London, N6 5AT (view map)

Thursday 5th March 2026

Accessibility - Accessible Toilets, Accessible Parking Spaces, BSL Interpreter, Quiet Space, Relaxed Performance, Service Animals Area, Step Free Access, Wheelchair Accessible

A VERY CMAT BONANZA

Details

Bonanza is your safe saloon to go full cuntry. Think: sequinned stetsons, neckerchiefs, chaps - or whatever the hell makes you feel sexy.

Doors swing open at 7pm. Come listen to CMAT deep cuts, exchange stolen glances with cowfolk, claim a top table for you and your posse, and get in on happy hour drinks and pizza deals.
At 8pm, saddle up for line dancing to CMAT with Strap In.
At 9pm, prepare for a deliciously camp, CMAT-themed cabaret that’ll get your spurs spinning.
After the cabaret, we'll announce the winner of our CMAT lookalike contest (and they'll get a free bottle of prosexxi!)
Then ride into the night with a cuntry dancefloor stacked with boot-stomping bangers from - you guessed it - CMAT, Cowboy Carter, Chappell Roan, Taylor Swift, Ke$ha, Kacey Musgraves, Madonna (Music era), and - of course - Queen Dolly.

Grab your lasso - we're boutta catch a groove.

CMAT WILL NOT BE IN ATTENDANCE… THAT WE KNOW OF ANYWAY!