Who's feeling a little bit Alexis…?
It’s been 11 years since the Rose Video empire crumbled and our favourite well-to-do family were forced to become small-town simpletons…
Over the following 5 years the people of Schitt’s Creek carved a place in their - and our - hearts, it’s time these iconic characters became immortalised in DRAG!!!
We are THRILLED to be bringing The Schitt’s Show back to The Clapham Grand this May with a packed lineup of London drag ICONS, portraying the most ridiculous characters of our favourite queer sitcom, as you’ve never seen them before…
Will Moira get her big break? Will David find love? Will Alexis ever graduate college?!? Do the crows have eyes??!?!?
Reserve your room in the Rosebud Motel NOW, vacancies whilst they last.
Full lineup to be announced soon, keep an eye on @theschittsshow on Instagram for announcements…
DISCLAIMER: this is an unofficial fan event, not affiliated with any official brands
TICKETS
Standard entry (SCHITT) tickets grant entry to unreserved seating in the stalls and circle. If it’s very busy there may be some standing tickets. Get there as early as possible to secure a good seat!
Concession (ROSEBUD) pricing is for anyone who believes they need to pay less, for example those on low income or those accessing benefits. (Note: if you are struggling to a afford a ticket at all, see NOTAFLOF info in access section below for more info)
SIMPLY THE BEST tickets will secure a seat at a tale down in the stall, with the best and most immersive view of the show! The extra cost of these help us subsidise free/cheaper tickets so do consider these if you are able.
SCHEDULE
Doors open: 6:30pm
Show starts: 7:45pm
Show ends: Approx. 10:30pm (with 2 intervals)
Dancing until 11:30pm so stick around, for beverages + boogies afterwards!
ACCESS INFO
This show will contain some flashing lights, loud music and use of haze. We have earplugs available for those affected by noise sensitivity - please just ask a member of the team on the night if you'd like to make use of these. There should be plenty of seating at this event, first come first served apart from for SIMPLY THE BEST ticket holders, so if you do require a seat get there earlier to have a better choice.
Here’s access info taken from The Clapham Grand’s website:
We make every effort to ensure that The Clapham Grand is a place for all. Please see below for information about our facilities for audience members with access requirements. If there’s anything you are unsure about, or we haven’t covered, don’t hesitate to contact us on 020 7223 6523 or email access@claphamgrand.com.
Our office hours are 9am – 5:30pm Mon – Sat.
- For all access patrons we provide a free ticket for a PA or carer/companion when purchasing a full price ticket. We recommend that you contact us before purchasing any tickets so we can advise you on how best to purchase and availability.
- The accessible area is located in the Stalls (ground floor) of our venue – on the left when looking at the stage. There are good site lines to the stage with step free entry to our access toilet, which is located within the Gender Neutral toilet block. Please note on occasion the Gender Neutral toilets can be made single gender, in which case one of our team can escort you in.
- If a patron requires an alternative part of the venue other than our access area please don’t hesitate to contact us so we can talk through other options.
- We can provide priority entry to minimise queuing times.
- We can provide ramped access into our venue at the side of the venue on Severus Road. The ramp is 37 inches wide, 60 inches in length with a 750kg SWL (Safe Working Load). Please contact us if you have any concerns or believe the weight/width to be an issue and we will try to find alternate ways of getting you into the building comfortably.
- Unfortunately we do not have step free access to the circle or upper circle of the venue, and the bar in the stalls is located 5 steps up from our access area. Please
- Our wheel chair accessible bathroom doorway is 30 inches wide & the access cubicle doorway itself is 31.5 inches wide, with an inward opening door. If you have a larger chair, or have any questions about accessing these facilities please contact us directly and we will assist in any way possible.
- Unfortunately the public smoking area is not step free from the access area, but we can profile an alternative space which can be access during any intervals.
For more into on accessibility at The Grand, head to this address: https://claphamgrand.com/accessibility/
This show is running a NOTAFLOF (not turned away from lack of funds) scheme. If you want to attend this event but are struggling to pay, please email gallifreycabaret@gmail.com with the subject line 'NOTAFLOF' and including the name you’d like the ticket under and we will sort it for you - no questions asked or explanations needed.
Please note this show is a safe space for all LGBTQ+ people and allies - come as you are, and you will be celebrated. However, transphobia, homophobia, racism, ableism, misogyny or any other form of hate speech will not be tolerated under any circumstances - and we reserve the right to ask disrespectful audience members to leave without refund. If you are unsure of anyone's pronouns, please use they/them.