EU ready to forget 2016? Let's get clean for 2017!
Take a Trump on this Anus Horribilis and join the other greats in ‘getting mortal’.
See off the worst year on record with TWO floors of Douching. And A BALLOON DROP!
DJs Laurence Del Rey & Mikey XCX will be spinning the Douchiest tracks of 2016 and other fun stuff for a crowd of friendly, sweaty, messy gays and their friends... think wonky pop / faggy synth / trash guitar from Grimes, The Ting Tings, Zara Larsson, The Knife, Banks, Justice, MIA & Robyn.
We'll be partying until 3:30am and the passageway outside (George Court) will be blocked off from everyone else until around 1am, giving you Douchebags sole use of that area for smirting. Inside, the lights will be dimmed and the furniture shifted to allow socialising and swaying, a la Star of Bethnal Green :)
So get Tilted and grab some Cheap Thrills until you 'Lose Control' and 'Never Ever' (feat. Susanne Sondfør) want to drink again... plus Tom of Swindon will be banging out disco and 80s bangerz upstairs in the Disco Attic.
And we'll be drinking lots of Prosecco. It's only £16.95 at Retro Bar.
Don't forget to Douche.
***PLEASE NOTE YOU'LL NEED TO COLLECT A WRISTBAND IN PERSON FROM RETRO BAR BEFORE 5PM ON NEW YEAR'S EVE TO GAIN ENTRY. YOU CAN COLLECT WITH YOUR OUTSAVVY TICKET ON YOUR PHONE, OR ON PAPER.
EACH PERSON WILL NEED A WRISTBAND AND THEIR OUTSAVVY TICKET TO GAIN ENTRY TO THE EVENT.
SORRY, BUT WE CAN'T REFUND ANY ORDERS WITH UNCOLLECTED WRISTBANDS***