CHOO CHOO ya gay f*ck, GAYTORADE 's so back and we stilll f***cking luv TRAINS 💦🚝 🚂💦
WHAT? That's just the same theme as last year??? The poster is even the same 🤷♀️
SHUT THE F*CK UP, WORM. IT WAS SICK LAST YEAR. Remember we made all that money 💸💹 for trans liberation ⚔️, and you got to shake ür tits (or top surgery scars 😉) with all the fit dykes? 🥵
Think of it as a sequel, okay? 👍 We even chucked a big 2 on the poster for ya. See?
Anyway, in this (equally effortful but completely distinct) sequel, we're raising money for TRANS PANIC, a documentary covering the ‘Trans Panic’ legal defence of the '90s, and following Nancy and Gordene who organised against these transphobic attacks and founded Transgender Day of Remembrance.
See, now you feel bad for being all mean about it earlier, don't you? I'm sorry I called you a worm 🪱. That was out of line. You should come, it's gonna be a really lovely time. The DJs are real top-tier selectors. 🎺🎼💽
And the gogo, well the gogo dressed as Thomas the Tank Engine last time and it was hot af. 💦💦💦