The Return of Dr Douche and His Amazing Magic Disappearing Hose
📅 Saturday 19th September
📍 St. Margaret’s House
⏰ Doors 6:45 PM, start 7:00 PM SHARP, 90 min
🎟 Free Entry
♿ Step-free access and accessible toilet facilities
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Plans changed? Let us know or cancel your ticket. No-shows aren’t sexy and stop others from joining. Repeat no-shows won’t get future bookings.
Got questions about douching you were always too afraid to ask? Dr Douche returns! Five years after its legendary debut, facilitators Leo and Will bring back this hilarious yet practical panel breaking down sexual health, douching do’s and don’ts, and real-talk hygiene.
Douching is a common part of sexual preparation for many in our community, yet clear, accurate, and shame-free information can still be hard to find. This session addresses the practicalities and science of rectal hygiene, dispelling common myths and offering evidence-based advice for maintaining gut and bowel health while prepping.
The panel will cover everything from choosing the right equipment and water temperature to troubleshooting common issues, ensuring you have the knowledge to make informed, comfortable choices for your body. Complete with a live demonstration from a very brave model, this session delivers comprehensive, educational, and wildly entertaining guidance in an open, judgment-free space.
Whether you are a seasoned pro looking for top tips or a complete beginner curious about the basics, come along for an evening of real talk, practical wisdom, and plenty of laughs!
This event is part of Fringe! Queer Film & Arts Fest and Love Hub – two festivals collaborating to create one big queer East London celebration from 11th - 20th September.
📽 Explore the full Fringe! Queer Film & Arts Fest programme here
🌈 Discover the full Love Hub programme here
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The Love Hub is brought to you by The Love Tank, a non-profit organisation promoting the health and well-being of underserved communities.
We’re a lived experience organisation: we’re queer, pro-trans, and believe that migrants make our worlds richer and more joyful. We’re proudly anti-racist and believe access to health care - including abortion - is a human right. We stand for bodily autonomy, including reproductive justice, the decriminalisation of drug use and sex work, and access to gender-affirming care.
A lot of our work focuses on sexual health, so please expect conversations that include sex and sexual well-being.
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