For the first time in history, we can find out what really happened on that first Christmas from someone who was actually there… the baddest bitch in the spirit world Séayoncé.
Are you ready for this nativité exposé where we will delve deep into the past, find out the truth and answer the real questions:
Snog, Marry, Kill the three wise men?
How can you eat so much bread and still have those abs?
What is myrrh and will it help clear up this rash?
Lets get into the festive spirit and put the ho into Ho Ho Ho with a live pianist and the award winning comedy sensation Séayoncé!
It is the time of year for giving, so give this Mystic your money and they will give you a night you will never forget.
Expect contact with the spirits, belting Christmas carols and all the dirty gossip about that bearded baby born in a barn.
"A sharp edge of wit...I found myself hoping for it to last longer." ★★★★★ LGBTQ Arts Review
"Queer, overboard and full of vice" ★★★★★LondonBoxOffice.
“Favourite show I’ve ever seen...Séayoncé slays” ★★★★★ The Upside News
Winner: Vault Festival After Dark Award
Nominee: The QX Cabaret Award for Best Comedy act 2019
Recommended by Condé Nast as one to see at 2019 Edinburgh Festival Fringe
Tickets £10
£8 (restricted view)
19:00 (doors open) show starts 20:00
(show will have an interval)
Dates 11th and 18th of December
Following a sell out run of Séayoncé 's Halloween show so book quickly as there is a limited capacity!
(No refunds on day of the show)
- All customers must remain seated unless using the toilet and observe social distancing of 1m+ at all times.
- Tickets are sold by the table - no mingling between tables.
- Table service is mandatory.
- Face coverings to be worn by all customers when moving through the venue.