AND SO THE ANTIVAXMASS PROPHECY BEGINS
AND THE ANTI VAXERS DO SING SHOVE THINE VAXINE UP THINE ARSE
A FIELD OF DEAD AUNTIES LAY BEAR FOR ALL TO SEE
AUNTIE PAM AUNTIE MUAREEN AUNTIE KAREN AND AUNITE CHRIST’
A NATION TORN’
BOUGHT TWO METRES APART TO REJOICE ONCE MORE’
CHRISTMAS TIME IS HERE OH WHAT A BORE!
FEED THE WORLD!
FEED THE WORLD!
FEED THE WORLD!
FEED THE WORLDS THIS VAXINE!
PLEASE ONLY BOOK TICKETS WITH ELVES FROM THE SAME HOUSEHOLD!
UNLESS YOU HAVE FORMED A CHRISTMAS BAUBLE WITH ANOTHER !!
AS PER THE GOVERNMENT'S GUIDELINES
YOU DON'T WANT TO BE ON MY NAUGHTY LIST!
THIS IS THE SAME SHOW!! JUST IN EVERYONE'S FAVOURITE K HOLE!