Santa wants a divorce and Séayoncé isn’t happy! It’s been years since he has filled her stocking or climbed down her chimney, it’s time to dish the dirt!
Is Rudolph’s red nose actually just Chlamydia?
Are the Elves allowed to unionise?
How does bread gobbling Jesus feel about capitalist Christmas?
Snog, Marry, Kill the three wise men?
Let‘s try and get into the festive spirit and put the ho into Ho Ho Ho with live pianist extraordinaire Rudi Douglas and the award winning comedy sensation Séayoncé!
It is the time of year for giving, so give this legendary Mystic your money and they will give you a night you will never forget.
Expect contact with the spirits, belting Christmas carols and all the dirty gossip about that bearded creep who makes you sit on his lap!
10th December
the Glory
Kingsland Road
E2 8AS
Tickets £12
19:00 (doors open) show starts 20:00
"A sharp edge of wit...I found myself hoping for it to last longer." ★★★★★ LGBTQ Arts Review
"Queer, overboard and full of vice" ★★★★★LondonBoxOffice.
“Favourite show I’ve ever seen...Séayoncé slays” ★★★★★ The Upside News
Winner: Vault Festival After Dark Award
Nominee: The QX Cabaret Award for Best Comedy act 2019
Recommended by Condé Nast as one to see at 2019 Edinburgh Festival Fringe
Following a sell out extended run at Soho theatre this Halloween, so book quickly!
(No refunds on day of the show)