Two’s company, three’s a crowd, four‘s a GORGEOUS SEXY MESS - your fave gender queeroes are BACK baby

Bin the boring - come and get weird with resident host VANILLA PARKER BALLS, the gayest auction in London, and the juiciest line-up featuring performances from: 

THE DOLL NAMED DAN

PAUL BOLLYWOOD

GLAM CLAM 

DANNI SPOONER 

DILLY BOI 

and à much anticipated début from PRE-T BOY

Get ur ticks now bitches - this one’s gonna be hot hot HOT 

We are raising funds for our GORGEOUS Danielle (The Doll Named Dan) - so bring ur rich friends, or be a transphobe. You decide. Scissor Cis Tears is a queer, interactive experience led by world-class, award-winning LGBTQ+ performers with space for all lovely people everywhere. No bigotry of any kind is tolerated.