Oh Neptune!..
£10 to £12
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Welcome one and all to your new job as a fry cook and/or inadequate clarinet player in the new Drag show celebrating the aquatic world of Spongebob Squarepants.. Oh Neptune!..
Take a deep dive into the blue, in our new state of the art Submersible at The Royal Vauxhall Tavern to see The City of Bikini Bottom! It's right next to the Titanic! We have a Gorgeous range of Drag Stars Portraying creatures of the depths. Peer into the Krusty Krab to find Patrick and Spongebob basking in their Queer Joy, Squidward rejecting the clarinet and starting a new life as an East Bikini Bottom DJ with Edgy Genderless UAL Students (University Aquatic Lesbian). Pop next door to find Mr Krabs and Plankton having their final Diva off Over the Krabby Patty Formula, Plankton can't believe its been Ozempic this whole time ! And we can't forget Mrs Puff getting her final BBL check up in Davy Jones Locker!
Expect major Lols and Major F.U.N as Londons most iconic Drag stars take you somewhere even further beyond the sea! Be prepared for Superstar songs, Lipsyncs and Stunning games courtesy of the magic conch THEMself!
If YOU would rather have Squidwards nose too.. Then Oh Neptune is the night for you! We can't wait to sea you there!
This is a mixed seated/standing event with limited seats allocated first come first serve on the night. If you have accessibility requirements, please contact dave@vauxhalltavern.com. No refunds.
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Coco Couture
Tiana Biscuit
Bonk
Solvieg
Cakey Fake
Brent Would
Age restriction: 18+
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This ticket grants access to Oh Neptune!.. on Thursday 16th May 2024
This ticket grants access to Oh Neptune!.. on Thursday 16th May 2024. Please pay what you can for this ticket, minimum £1.
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Royal Vauxhall Tavern372 Kennington Lane, London, SE11 5HY