YOU BEAUTIFUL CHICKEN LOVING LEGEND
December without fried chicken causes sadness. Symptoms include sad caroling and wanting to eat brussels sprouts*. TRAGIC.
Ever wondered what PURE MAGIC tastes like? Crispy spicy wing batter doing the FULL Nutcracker ballet with champagne bubbles that are literally tiny elves riding SPARKLE UNICORNS while Mariah Carey hits that high note?
NO?!
YOUR LIFE IS A LIE.
But do not fear, because all of this is about to change… because Caff Sauv it at it again, with another chicken and fizzy wine BONANZA!!!
🎄 DECEMBER 11TH • MORLEY'S BRICK LANE 🎄
WHAT TO EXPECT
- BOTTOMLESS CHICKEN - Infinite. Eternal. We broke physics. This chicken EXISTS OUTSIDE TIME AND SPACE. When the sun explodes in 5 billion years, this chicken will STILL BE COMING.
- BUBBLES FILLED WITH CHRISTMAS MIRACLES - each glass of fizz contains reindeer tears. 1 free glass with each ticket!
- MUSIC SO BANGING SANTA DITCHED THE SLEIGH TO COME TWERK
- CHRISTMAS SPIRIT SO POWERFUL IT'S BASICALLY WEAPONIZED JOY - The Grinch tried to enter and IMMEDIATELY started crying eggnog tears.
Santa's jealous. Turkeys are furious. Angels are RSVP'ing.
#TheChickeningIsUponUs
*Vegetarians will also be catered for