🚧⚠️🪛2 for £20 FLASH SALE🪛⚠️🚧
👹USE PROMOCODE - “TIMEOUT”👹
CHIPPINGDALE meets BRICKYARD: LoUis CYfer is bringing the building site straight to Clapham.
Get immersed in a night of sexy sawdust, builders bums and maybe a cheeky screw or two. Oi Oiiiiiii!
Come and celebrate all things DRAGKING with these gorgeous THIRSTY werking-class lads, who will have you springing a leak, blowing a gasket and begging for them to fit you in.
Now let’s meet the ladz who will be fixing your knuts and bolts allllll night…..
BRENT WOULD will sing you a ditty that’ll make you feel so pretty you’ll be begging this cool cat to call you. He’s witty, a total fitty and he cums quickly. He’ll have you rising early. You know you WOOD if you could.
Ring the Fire Marshal because PRINX SILVER’s gonna show you why builder’s are Too Hawt to Handle. Radiating pure HEAT (And we haven’t even turned the gas on yet!) Gonna have to give them Hazard pay, because that ass is dangerous. Don’t forget your blow-torch because this one’s going to be on fire.
No need to call the dealer this time, give that Wolf a whistle. MAX DEE WOLF has got you covered. He’s a cash in hand kind of man. Is he even a builder anymore? Do you think the lads will notice if he books more annual leave? It’s not his fault he’s so in demand. He’s failed his CRB check and the Mrs is addicted to All Inclusive holidays. He’s gotta sell the grass to keep that hot piece of ass, it’s his Last Resort.
He’s not the only cowboy builder on site either theres CHAD MINGEWORTHY ! Chad is your favourite Cowboy Builder who'll seduce you with a song, show his Worthy-Ness and leave you with a half built Conservatory.
Don’t you think it’s about time you got serviced? So hype that he’ll blow your exhaust pipe - SPOILER ROTTEN. This spanner’s really turning the wheel. He’ll have you adjusting your seat all night long.
And they’re all let loose at The Two Brewers. (Speaking of brews, they’ll take all the milk and sugar.)
Ever wondered what’s really in that builder’s tea? DAIRY KING will be popping in and it would be an Udder disgrace to let those PG Tips go to waste.
so come on and get some tix and cement your love for kings !